dummkopf
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Welcome to Windows
ze7enSWF
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hey how did you get on my computer... stupid hacker

um i guess u could have a look around... do whatever you want

(this site is a huge wip, i'm working on it bit by bit, please be patient!)

the aesthetic of this website is supposed to be old internet mixed with cuteness, frutiger aero and lots of colours and rainbows :3c

a chibi gif of my oc cupid sweating a droplet on his head. animation by sashley

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a stamp of the youtube logo, redirects to my youtube channel a stamp of the newgrounds logo, redirects to my newgrounds account a stamp of the myspace logo, redirects to my toyhou.se profile a stamp of the livejournal logo, redirects to my dreamwidth blog
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a button of alfred alfer being cheery next to the text 'ze7enSWF'



Goofy dude
alfred alfer standing up

sign my guestbook!!




Changelog
  • 13/04/2025: got rid of the straw.page AGAIN cuz i never use it + removed the calendar bcuz updating it is pain. re-used the calendar page's theme on my offsite links one cuz it had the same theme as the blogs page until now due to me being lazy
  • 15/03/2025: i almost wrote the year as 2005 anyways had to change the theme source from unpkg to jsdelivr because unpkg just decided it didn't want to work anymore... if this happens with jsdelivr too im either gonna find another way or just remake the site with no external css packs. ive also had to remove the scm music player because it wasnt making the theme load anymore for some reason :(
  • 26/02/2025: don't think it accomplishes much, but you now have the option to stop the marquee from playing if you want to i guess
  • 25/02/2025: renamed the resources page to "offsite links" cuz it's a more appropriate name
  • 24/02/2025: resources page is out
  • 22/02/2025: started working on page accesibility with the help of wave.webaim!!
  • 20/02/2025: calendar, changelog and to-do list are out
  • 16/02/2025: added a strawpage mailbox (i've had it in the past but eh)
  • 14/02/2025: avatars page is out + some graphics and quiz results on the about me page
  • 04/02/2025: added a scm music player
  • 06/01/2025: started a shrine on waifu.ist
  • 05/01/2025: groups page is out with all the cliques and trinkets i'm in
  • 02/01/2025: joined the "kitty friends" pixel club
  • 31/12/2024: first blog post is out + joined the "hold my hand" pixel club
  • 29/12/2024: win7 layout homepage OUT along with an about me, links and blog page
  • 19/12/2024: started working on new win7 layout
  • 24/11/2024: ANOTHER new layout, this time with the sadgrl template. has an about me page
  • 20/10/2024: new layout again (also reith template). has some links and incomplete interests and kins pages and omfg
  • 01/10/2024: page has both guestbook and strawpage now
  • sometime in summer: 123guestbook got yeeted so it got replaced with a strawpage and then an atabook
  • sometime in may or june: made a 123guestbook account
  • 30/04/2024: new layout (no template but pretty barebones)
  • 20/04/2024: site is back up and running!
  • 18/04/2024: under construction for now
  • 10/3/2024: NEW LAYOUT LETS GOOOOOO (used a template made by reith)
  • 28/12/2023: 404 section is customized. gave the homepage a very barebones description and also some links
  • 9/10/2023: site is created. default page is made completely blank



To-do list
  • work on alt text
  • join some webrings :3c
  • work on waifu shrine
  • finish the about me page
  • make the art page
  • make the videos page
  • make the ocs page
  • make the resources page it's called offsite links now but blehh
  • make the offsite links page look nicer + add more websites
  • make a resources page with ORIGINAL graphics
  • assign links to the buttons at the bottom of the page



Stamps
a stamp that says i'm a self-taught artist a stamp that says i'm a furry a stamp that says i'm lazy a stamp that says i'm a digital artist a stamp that says i'm way too forgetful a stamp that says that sexualizing fictional children is still pedophilic and illegal a stamp of a yellow smiley face spinning in front of a rainbow a stamp that says i'm a flash user a stamp that says i love headphones a stamp that says that i laugh at homophobes a stamp that says that music is my life a stamp that says that i support being random a stamp pleading you to show me if you ever draw me fanart a stamp that says i drink glitter glue a stamp that says i drink rainbows a stamp of an asdfmovie character puking rainbows onto another a stamp that says i love kitties a stamp of a cool cat beatboxing a stamp that says i'm awesome and you should get over it a stamp of nyan cat a stamp of a rat playing piano a stamp of the nintendo 3ds logo a stamp of a cat that looks like a load of bread a stamp that is all wiggly! a stamp of a rainbow surrounded by purple clouds a stamp of a rainbow on an indigo sky a stamp of a fluffy and colorful texture a stamp of a plasmatic moving rainbow texture a stamp of a glittery rainbow gradient a stamp that says rainbow gradients are awesome a stamp of the phrase 'i love you' shown repeatedly a stamp that says there is too much heterosexuality on the internet a stamp of the bad apple music video a stamp that says i love my computer a stamp of pompompurin holding ice cream a stamp that is being eaten because i love eating stamps a stamp that is getting twisted because i can twist my stamps a stamp of a juicy orange texture a stamp of orange slices a stamp that says i live in petoria a stamp of monika from ddlc a stamp of the phrase 'HAHAHAHA' shown repeatedly
a stamp of alfred alfer a stamp of dictator pickles a stamp of schoolgirl alfie a stamp of lucifer, king of the graveyard



Blinkies
a blinkie of the catgender flag with the text 'you know, like nya' a blinkie of nyan cat with the next 'nyan nyan nyan' a blinkie that says 'lovefool' accompanied by hearts a blinkie that says 'he's my girl' accompanied by wlw symbols a blinkie that says i have autism, accompanied by a tbh creature a blinkie that says i have adhd, accompanied by the adhd butterfly symbol a blinkie that says 'non-binary pride' a blinkie that says 'let's get one thing straight. i'm not!' a blinkie that says i'm a hopeful romantic a blinkie that says i'm lovestruck a blinkie that says i love rainbows a blinkie that says i'm creative, accompanied by a teddy bear and a palette a blinkie that says i have issues a blinkie that says that my voices don't like you a blinkie that says that i bite, accompanied by two bats a blinkie that says that normal people worry me a blinkie of a bunch of tiny rose hearts a blinkie that says i'm always in love a blinkie of the gay flag next to the message 'closets are for clothes' a blinkie of the pepsi logo text a blinkie that says that my blood type is coffee a blinkie that says that i am addicted to coffee a blinkie that says that i am a java junkie a blinkie of strawberries and chocolate a blinkie that says 'sushi' a blinkie that says that i'm a proud dog owner a blinkie that says that i love my dog a blinkie that says that sometimes i purr a blinkie of types of milk and cows: white, chocolate, strawberry, blueberry, banana and rainbow a blinkie that says that i am a crazy shopper on the loose a blinkie that says that i am a teddy lover a blinkie that says 'no chain letters' a blinkie that says that you looked better in the chatroom a blinkie that says that i am an internet freak a blinkie that says 'stop internet censorship' a blinkie that says that dial-up sucks a blinkie that says that evil comes in all forms, accompanied by the teletubbies a blinkie that says that i'm an angel on a rainbow background a blinkie that says 'in the name of love' with a heart next to the text a blinkie that says that i am anti-social a blinkie that says that i love the character afro ken a glittery blinkie that says that i love glitter a blinkie that says 'like the legend of the penis' a blinkie of animal crossing a blinkie that says that i am a daydreamer a blinkie that says that it's gay love, baby a blinkie that says that i am an introvert a blinkie that says that i love ms paint a blinkie of pompompurin, hello kitty and badtz-maru a blinkie that says that i am a rainbow lover a blinkie that says 'happy birthday' a blinkie that says that i don't wanna grow up a blinkie that says 'have a rainbow day' a blinkie that says 'blue skies and rainbows' a blinkie that says 'sorry for party rockin' a blinkie that says that i have an angel watching over me
a blinkie of alfred's playhouse a blinkie of dictator pickles saying 'just behave' a blinkie of schoolgirl alfie singing a blinkie of lucifer, king of the graveyard saying 'what? why? where?'
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alfred christ dancing
alfred alfer having rabies
mario's dad telling you that you are 'nutes' and getting crushed by a bunch of nuts